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foodinmybelly:

Spam Musubi@ My Apartment on 5/19/2012, 6:31PM 

I miss Spam so much. Why does it have to be so bad for the human body? WHY?!

foodinmybelly:

Spam Musubi
@ My Apartment on 5/19/2012, 6:31PM 

I miss Spam so much. Why does it have to be so bad for the human body? WHY?!

chubbycartwheels:

theamericankid:

All my life I have underestimated cupcake trays, first the cookie bowls and now this? I think I may need to lay down

Sweet jesus.

OHMYGAWD. 

Do you think this will work with pie crusts??

OMG, why does this look SO GOOD?

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Side note: Today was quite crappy (mostly ‘cause it was so unproductive). Although, I did get to see some of my favorite PNCA and Tumblr peeps today. Didn’t get to hang out much, but it did warm my heart to see their faces.

Found out THIS MORNING, that I had to go to graduation rehearsal. 

Also, spent several hours on campus, only to realize I wasn’t going to install today—too many fumes in my installation space. I need to wait until the paints dry, otherwise my dildos will absorb all that stink.

Wore fliip-flops ALL DAMN DAY. Obvs. the wrong choice when walking around downtown. 

What I’m looking forward to: hanging with a few friends this Sat. night (unless the mrs. made plans already, but I doubt she did. She has midterms this week & next). Anyway, dinner & drinks w/friends and a birthday party? I’m into it. 

Also, I would like cake…and cuddles.

That’s all.

(via kittiesandcake)

delifreshthreads:

April 12th is National Grilled Cheese Day!

Rebloggin’ to remind myself.

(via chubbycartwheels)

thatangryblackgrrrl:

i hated walter for this

Where is this from?
And, why would anyone do that to a pizza?? Such a waste.

thatangryblackgrrrl:

i hated walter for this

Where is this from?

And, why would anyone do that to a pizza?? Such a waste.

  • ate vegan chorizo y papas for breakfast
  • drove all over the damn town, looking for thrift stores
  • found a pretty awesome free box with: silverware, a big comfy coffee mug, and a brand-spanking-new deck. Who throws away sports equipment?
  • ate Reubens and Tots at McMenamins, because EVERY SUSHI RESTAURANT IN PORTLAND IS CLOSED ON SUNDAYS (or at least during lunch)
  • found a badass fire pit for $25!
  • got Lisa some comix
  • overheard an uninformed discussion on religion.
  • upgraded my phone. It should be here by the end of the week. 
  • purchased an Otter case and stylus for the new phone
  • went to work, and a student actually contacted me!!
  • drank shit tons of water
  • now, waiting for Lisa to get back from the store w/decaf, so I can use my new, big, comfy mug!

HAHA! I read this initially as “I want to be a churro…”

I wouldn’t mind being a churro, ‘cause then every one would love me. Who doesn’t love churros?

(via Cinnamon Sugar Pull-Apart Bread — Joy the Baker)

Cinnamon Sugar Pull-Apart Bread

Makes: one 9x5x3-inch loaf

Recipe adapted from HungryGirlPorVida

For the Dough:

2 3/4 cups plus 2 tablespoons all-purpose flour

1/4 cup granulated sugar

2 1/4 teaspoons (1 envelope) active dry yeast

1/2 teaspoon salt

2 ounces unsalted butter

1/3 cup whole milk

1/4 cup water

2 large eggs, at room temperature

1 teaspoon pure vanilla extract

For the Filling:

1 cup granulated sugar

2 teaspoons ground cinnamon

1/2 teaspoon fresh ground nutmeg

2 ounces unsalted butter, melted until browned

In a large mixing bowl (I used just the bowl of my stand mixer) whisk together 2 cups flour, sugar, yeast, and salt.  Set aside.

Whisk together eggs and set aside.

In a small saucepan, melt together milk and butter until butter has just melted.  Remove from the heat and add water and vanilla extract.  Let mixture stand for a minute or two, or until the mixture registers 115 to 125 degrees F.

Pour the milk mixture into the dry ingredients and mix with a spatula.  Add the eggs and stir the mixture until the eggs are incorporated into the batter.  The eggs will feel soupy and it’ll seem like the dough and the eggs are never going to come together.  Keep stirring.  Add the remaining 3/4 cup of flour and stir with the spatula for about 2 minutes.  The mixture will be sticky.  That’s just right.

Place the dough is a large,  greased bowl.  Cover with plastic wrap and a clean kitchen towel.  Place in a warm space and allow to rest until doubled in size, about 1 hour.  *The dough can be risen until doubled in size, then refrigerated overnight for use in the morning.  If you’re using this method, just let the dough rest on the counter for 30 minutes before following the roll-out directions below.

While the dough rises, whisk together the sugar, cinnamon and nutmeg for the filling.  Set aside.  Melt 2 ounces of butter until browned.  Set aside.  Grease and flour a 9x5x3-inch  loaf pan.  Set that aside too.

Deflate the risen dough and knead about 2 tablespoons of flour into the dough.  Cover with a clean kitchen towel and let rest for 5 minutes.  On a lightly floured work surface, use a rolling pin to roll the dough out.  The dough should be 12-inches tall and about 20-inches long.  If you can’t get the dough to 20-inches long… that’s okay.  Just roll it as large as the dough will go.  Use a pastry brush to spread melted butter across all of the dough.  Sprinkle with all of the sugar and cinnamon mixture.  It might seem like a lot of sugar.  Seriously?  Just go for it.

Slice the dough vertically, into six equal-sized strips.  Stack the strips on top of one another and slice the stack into six equal slices once again.  You’ll have six stacks of six squares.  Layer the dough squares in the loaf pan like a flip-book.  Place a kitchen towel over the loaf pan and allow in a warm place for 30 to 45 minutes or until almost doubled in size.

Place a rack in the center of the oven and preheat to 350 degrees F.  Place loaf in the oven and bake for 30 to 35 minutes, until the top is very golden brown.  The top may be lightly browned, but the center may still be raw.  A nice, dark, golden brown will ensure that the center is cooked as well.

Remove from the oven and allow to rest for 20 to 30 minutes.   Run a butter knife around the edges of the pan to loosen the bread and invert onto  a clean board.  Place a cake stand or cake plate on top of the  upside down loaf, and carefully invert so it’s right side up.  Serve warm with coffee or tea.

I think this bread is best served the day it’s made, but it can also we wrapped and kept at room temperature for up to 2 days.

It’s Pie Day, and I’m gonna make apricot chevre hand pies!

Take that you cheeky, fresh-baked loaf of bread. How dare you mock me with your glutten-y goodness. I’ll show you!