the one that makes me scream

a blog about crafts, cats, food & sex...
okay, and maybe a little social justice, cultural criticism and blind rants re: everything that pisses me off.

 

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autumnwindphotography:

DSC_0130 on Flickr.

Saw these yesterday on the corners of Alberta & Albina…totally took their advice.

Coffee + Spankings (by seanbonner)

If stale coffee ended with spankings…

there wouldn’t be a fresh bean in the house.

Feels awesome!

When used with a lot of lube, this thing feels amazing! The inside rubs the bottom of my penis, and makes me cum a lot faster than when I masturbate with my hand. It is also very easy to clean up!

AdamEve.com Customer
Because someone had to show y’all how to eat pussy the right way.

Because someone had to show y’all how to eat pussy the right way.

(via perhapsthenok)

At midnight…

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Well, honestly, I’ve been putting them there.

(via aeferg)

I have started listing my crocheted dildos on Etsy. Enjoy!

morgansea:

i can make your bedrock.

HAHAHA I have actually watched this. They could have done better.

morgansea:

i can make your bedrock.

HAHAHA I have actually watched this. They could have done better.

(via queerandpresentdanger)

This just makes me want ice cream.

This just makes me want ice cream.

(via christopher-walken)

is my niece.

And, I know she’s an adult. And I know she has a sex life. And it’s awkward reading posts about dark hickeys…

And then I think about my posts. And I realize I’m a hypocrite. And I am happy that she’s happy & in love.

And it’s still weird that we have the Same Hair, Similar glasses and we Both Have Dark-Ass Hickeys on the Same Damn Weekend. (I didn’t do this on purpose, and neither did she…maybe we both have badass style?)

And I love her and her girlfriend.

So, petra, quit being a prude. They’re in love. And you and Lisa were exactly the same way (and still are). No big.