the one that makes me scream

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okay, and maybe some blind rants re: everything that pisses me off.

 

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weirdvintage:

Vigor’s Horse Exercise at Home, 1896 

(via timetravelteam)

latinegrasexologist:

química orgásmica

not gonna lie. i lol’d

(via mossey)

]Neil DaCosta and his wife are geniuses.

Mormon Missionary Positions.

(via nodamncatnodamncradle)

Uh…am I the only one who thinks that looks like cum all over those donuts?

cokesnlfan:

Mindy Kaling leaving the Blessed Sacrament Roman Catholic Church in New York, NY. after attending Ellie Kemper and Michael Koman’s wedding.

Why am I just now realizing how sexually appealing I find this actor? Mindy is hott.

(via dylandigits)

  • watched Alien with Lisa
  • organized fabrics
  • organized rest of studio (this is still happening and there is shit EVERYWHERE)
  • some laundry
  • some dishes
  • watched several episodes of Game of Thrones (actually, it played in the background, and to be honest, I only watch it for all the titties)
  • while cleaning/organizing studio, found extra 35mm film protectors/sheets. Each sheet holds 36 frames. Hit me up if you want some.
  • thought I ran out of 3x3 film sheets/holders/what-are-the-called?!! Found the rest. Relieved.
  • finished making a pinhole camera—the pin hole may be too big. I’ll have to shoot with 100 iso, and cut down my exposure time. We’ll see. Test shoot!!
  • found trinkets my dad gave me from his west coast hauls: a spoon from Washington, a deck of Oregon playing cards, and a bell. (i miss him)
  • kept knocking over my bottle of rum (which is almost empty. I should just finish it off, but I’d prefer to do so with some cola and I’ve none).
  • fucked and got fucked. came many, many times.
  • put up some art work. found a print from Chase Cribbins.
  • avoided any and all emails.
  • confirmed artist discussion/talk/panel (??) for tomorrow morning in/with a class with sonoftherifleman and detribalizedaztec. nervous per usual, ‘cause i don’t feel like i know wtf i’m talking about. when i participate in discussions about identity, it is implied that an intellectual/academic argument & PoV is expected/desired/favored/validated over one based on personal experience; as if my (and other non-dominant people’s) experiences around -isms are isolated incidents—they are not the norm and we just happen to have bad luck. Ugh

I’d give today an A+. It was pretty damn good, even though I’m still anxious about tomorrow.

ms-mofoloco:

jackrad:

good news for trans women & other trans female spectrum folx and those of us who like to have sex with them:

the once super hard to get ahold of “brazen: trans women safer sex guide” by morgan m page (put out by the 519) is now available for download in pdf form!

this is a super important and awesome resource and i’m not really aware of anything else like it out there—i learned a lot of important (and also sexy) stuff reading it and now you can too!

SO EXCITED TO SHARE THIS WITH OTHERS!!!

(via dylandigits)

My weekend motto

(via wretchedoftheearth)

lazompire:

How is this a good idea!?
Sriracha Lollipops

hot AND sweet
…i’d add a dirty joke, but…

lazompire:

How is this a good idea!?

Sriracha Lollipops

hot AND sweet

…i’d add a dirty joke, but…

Do dykes not lust?

Do dykes not fuck for fucking’s sake?

I swear to gawd, I’m going to have to write and shoot the damn film I want to see.

All genders, intelligent-though-not-heady-nor-heavy dialogue, and hot fuck scenes. Oh! and ABSOLUTELY NO ACOUSTIC GUITAR MUSIC!!! OR DANCE!!!

…maybe I’ll just shoot a porno.